I am the last barman poet...I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make...Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake...The sex on the beach. The schnapps made from peach. The velvet hammer. The Alabama slammer...I make things with juice and froth ...The pink squirrel. The three-toed sloth...I make drinks so sweet and snazzy...The iced tea. The kamakazi . The orgasm. The death spasm. The Singapore sling. The dingaling... America you've just been devoted to every flavor I got ...But if you want to got loaded .... Why don't you just order a shot? Bar is open.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Cocktail of the Week: Byrne-sicle (AKA Creamsicle)

INGREDIENTS:
- Orange Soda (or Orange Cream Soda if you want it extra sweet)
- Vanilla Vodka
- Either Ice or Vanilla Ice Cream

Step One:
Fill a large Pilsner Glass or Glass Mug with either Ice or Vanilla Ice Cream.

Step Two:
Add 2 shots of Vanilla Vodka.

Step Three:
Then just fill the Glass up to the top with Orange Soda. Stir and enjoy.

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